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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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