never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Randomize
