BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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