THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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