but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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