Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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