I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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