There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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