is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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