he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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