How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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