Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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