Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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