hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
