you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
