Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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