The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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