There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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