he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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