More tranny stories later!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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