all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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