She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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