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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

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(661): View more from California

Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.

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Lol thats a classic

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk

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(517): View more from Michigan

There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE

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(980): View more from North Carolina

I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?

(704): View more from North Carolina

Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.

(980): View more from North Carolina

He absolutely would.

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