my mouth tastes like poor choices
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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