How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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