She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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