Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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