I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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