At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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