and you said cock pushups were impossible
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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