idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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