we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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