He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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