How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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