How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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