Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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