Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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