I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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