Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry hildoluvsyou hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(313): View more from Michigan

I am in shape. i keep telling you that.

(1-313): View more from Michigan

Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."

Fav 28 1236 3904
share tweet
(352): View more from Florida

Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.

Fav 36 4902 1062
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(865): View more from Tennessee

I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"

(646): View more from New York

how do you like your eggs?

(865): View more from Tennessee

over tits

Fav 27 4990 998
share tweet
(847): View more from Illinois

I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.

Fav 13 1735 4166
share tweet
(914): View more from New York

This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.

Fav 11 1404 4350
share tweet
(804): View more from Virginia

he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.

Fav 1 1315 858
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(225): View more from Louisiana

I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.

Fav 0 1616 792
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+27): View more from South Africa

My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.

Fav 0 53 49
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(516): View more from New York

he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in

Fav 0 73 8
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT