Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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