yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I have feelings that need drinking.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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