Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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