Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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