the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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