direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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