Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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