I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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