He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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