What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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