I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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