I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We are two peas in an std pod
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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