What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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