Having a random hookup so left but love u
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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