Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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