So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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